http://www.ifoapplestore.com/db/2008/08/23/hawaiian-spirits-dictate-storefront-materials/ news and information about Apple Inc.'s retail stores Fri, 09 Jan 2009 09:43:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 http://www.ifoapplestore.com/db/2008/08/23/hawaiian-spirits-dictate-storefront-materials/comment-page-1/#comment-29950 Mike Kaufmann Sat, 23 Aug 2008 16:57:22 +0000 http://www.ifoapplestore.com/db/?p=2975#comment-29950 Well, this is the famous curse of Pele, the Goddess of the Volcanoes in Hawaii. You pick up a pretty piece of Lava Rock and take it back the mainland with you (IF you get it past the Agriculture Inspection), the curse comes with it! You put the rock in your garden and all the plants die! You bring it in the house and sometime in the next year you have a fire! If you put it on the dashboard of your car, you will have a major flaming accident within the next 943 miles! If those Native Hawaians ever take over the Iolani Palace, they will extradite all the Native Hawaian Volcano Rocks on the Mainland! This will cause a major shift in the Earth's axis and hasten Global Warming or Climate Change or whatever it is! Well, this is the famous curse of Pele, the Goddess of the Volcanoes in Hawaii. You pick up a pretty piece of Lava Rock and take it back the mainland with you (IF you get it past the Agriculture Inspection), the curse comes with it! You put the rock in your garden and all the plants die! You bring it in the house and sometime in the next year you have a fire! If you put it on the dashboard of your car, you will have a major flaming accident within the next 943 miles! If those Native Hawaians ever take over the Iolani Palace, they will extradite all the Native Hawaian Volcano Rocks on the Mainland! This will cause a major shift in the Earth’s axis and hasten Global Warming or Climate Change or whatever it is!

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